The Olympics really brings out the best in all of us.

Michael Phelps 100M Butterfly Victory!!!

Well at least this is related to biking.

Evidently other countries have a different perspective on cycling. Devin signed up for it which is where he is right now. He was seen sporting a very fabulous neon pink wig with yellow stilettos and a super skin tight mini skirt. This entry actually took me over an hour to write as I had to stop frequently for puke breaks. Anyway, here is the article...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080820/od_afp/nzealandjusticeoffbeat_080820161958

Every once in a while something special happens at the games...

And this year is no exception. I know this is a blog to point out the failures of others, but it would be an absolute tragedy not to point out the beautiful things in the Olympics. Everything from the opening ceremony to the visual stimulation of the bird's nest and water cube. That said, those things are hideous mutations, monstrosities and should be banned for their disgusting appearance in comparison to one javelin thrower from Paraguay. I don't know where Paraguay is, I don't know what they eat, I don't even know if they speak English... I sure want to know what is in the water though. Wow.



That's hot, I don't care who you are. Man, I love the javelin.

Do these nipples make me look horny?

2008 saw the introduction of the worlds first full frontal ventilation cycling jersey. As penance, the designer flung himself into a row of cacti in shame.

Straight talk from a true champion

There has been a lot of bickering behind the scenes these days between the Mark and Devin about who is the biggest champion at not finishing a race. All I have to say is "I wish one of y'all had children so's I could kick them in their f-ing head or stomp on their testicles for you can feel my pain." Truly inspirational words from a great man. Take note, gentlemen. I want to see less arguing and more testicle stomping.

Devin, the President saw your last race and wanted to let you know you did a good job...

Aww, he is cute without his helmet and protective goggles.

Devin, you crack me up.