Here's to you Mr. Spandex Leg Shaver Register But Never Finish Bike Racer!

A Blog devoted to Devin's dream of finishing bike races.  In the DNF category Devin is always a winner.  Devin Now Finishes or Devin Never Finishes. DNF.

Tuesday, 22 July 2008

You've Got environMENTAL Problems, Man.

So this is hot, right? An old dude riding a quadricycle over some stones. Pedalling for the environment. Yeah, that is awesome. I found Devin's new ride and it is amazing. Built in AC, quiet ride, good clearance, no floor... all the necessities. I love the picture of the dude flying down the road. Isn't photoshop great?

Cat shit coffee duhduhduh, cat shit coffee, duhduhduhduh

So it turns out possibly the nastiest coffee on earth is Kopi Luwak and it is Indonesian. It is rare and expensive because it has to be hand "harvested" from the crap of the civet cat. Wow, I have made some stuff up before but never like this. It is just one more reason to hate cats. They hold our good coffee for ransom in their intestines and don't even have the good graces to drop it in a grinder! Seriously, what's next? We have to get our creamer straight from the cows teet? I think the only thing worse than this is um uh, NOTHING!!! Nothing is worse than drinking cat shit coffee! Not even Devin's racing.

Monday, 14 July 2008

A turning of the tides???

In an unprecedented turn of events, Devin raced and finished this past weekend and our very own M. Agcaoili was beaten out by a 109 year old racer. Mr. A finished 15th out of 90+ racers on Sunday and felt rather like dancing until he looked at the leader board and realized his grandfather had just beaten him soundly. It was Mr. A's first completed cat 2 race since making the switch. Devin, on the other hand, finished 29th out of 50+ racers but overall had a better day because nobody ahead of him knew George Washington personally.