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A Blog devoted to Devin's dream of finishing bike races.  In the DNF category Devin is always a winner.  Devin Now Finishes or Devin Never Finishes. DNF.

Saturday, 30 August 2008

Thursday, 28 August 2008

Sit and spin, Barak!

U.S. Sen Hillary Clinton (D-NY) addresses the Emilys list luncheon ...

Hilary shows her support in the only way she knows how.

Friday, 22 August 2008

Well, I DO love animals...

Members of People for Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) take ...
Members of People for Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) take
part in a protest against the use of bear skin to make hats for the
British Royal Guard, in front of the British embassy in Belgrade July 31, 2008.

REUTERS/Djordje Kojadinovic (SERBIA)

OK, I love the picture and that really is the reason I started to consider this picture for a posting. Butt then I noticed how the protester in the background is WEARING A HAT THEY ARE PROTESTING AGAINST!!! So, in summary, I love this picture.

Why Greco-Roman wrestling gets little if any airtime.

Jake Deitchler of the U.S. (in red) fights Armen Vardanyan of ...

The Olympics really brings out the best in all of us.

Michael Phelps 100M Butterfly Victory!!!

Wednesday, 20 August 2008

Well at least this is related to biking.

Evidently other countries have a different perspective on cycling. Devin signed up for it which is where he is right now. He was seen sporting a very fabulous neon pink wig with yellow stilettos and a super skin tight mini skirt. This entry actually took me over an hour to write as I had to stop frequently for puke breaks. Anyway, here is the article...

Tuesday, 19 August 2008

Every once in a while something special happens at the games...

And this year is no exception. I know this is a blog to point out the failures of others, but it would be an absolute tragedy not to point out the beautiful things in the Olympics. Everything from the opening ceremony to the visual stimulation of the bird's nest and water cube. That said, those things are hideous mutations, monstrosities and should be banned for their disgusting appearance in comparison to one javelin thrower from Paraguay. I don't know where Paraguay is, I don't know what they eat, I don't even know if they speak English... I sure want to know what is in the water though. Wow.

That's hot, I don't care who you are. Man, I love the javelin.

Friday, 15 August 2008

Do these nipples make me look horny?

Ivan Stevic making it hot at the Cascade Classic

2008 saw the
introduction of the worlds first full frontal ventilation cycling jersey. As penance, the designer flung himself into a row of cacti in shame.

Watch out for the cactus!

Thursday, 14 August 2008

Straight talk from a true champion

There has been a lot of bickering behind the scenes these days between the Mark and Devin about who is the biggest champion at not finishing a race. All I have to say is "I wish one of y'all had children so's I could kick them in their f-ing head or stomp on their testicles for you can feel my pain." Truly inspirational words from a great man. Take note, gentlemen. I want to see less arguing and more testicle stomping.

Wednesday, 13 August 2008

Devin, the President saw your last race and wanted to let you know you did a good job...

President George Bush (C), first lady Laura Bush (L) and their ...

Aww, he is cute without his helmet and protective goggles.

Tuesday, 12 August 2008