HE FINISHED!!!

Way Behind THE Barriers Director's Cut CX from MarkSimon on Vimeo.

Gesundheit

BERLIN (Reuters) – German police are struggling to explain why they chased a phantom serial killer for 16 years after confusion over an innocent woman's DNA samples.

Police in the southern state of Baden-Wuerttemberg had searched since 1993 for a woman they believed had taken part in more than 40 crimes, from murders to muggings. Her DNA was found repeatedly at crime scenes in Germany, France and Austria.

But the DNA came from an unsuspecting woman working at a factory in southern Germany, where cotton swabs are produced for the police force, investigators said.

They suspect she may have sneezed on the swabs used to collect evidence and contaminated them. This reproduced the woman's DNA matches despite her having nothing to do with any of the crimes.

Police had promised a 300,000 euro ($400,000) reward to anyone who helped find the elusive killer, thought to be involved in six murder cases. They held a news conference on Tuesday to respond to widespread criticism of the mix-up.

"The cotton swabs were contaminated through human contact in the factory where they were produced," Horst Hauk, a spokesman for the investigators, told Reuters.

Bernd Meiners, a spokesman for local prosecutors, said police first suspected something was wrong when a dead man's body produced female DNA earlier this month.

"As a result, we examined the cotton swabs that we used for collecting DNA samples and how they were manufactured," he said.

(Writing by Franziska Scheven; editing by Farah Master)

14 traffic violations and an avg. speed of 4.2 mph Devin McCune is TRAINING folks! Watch out Lance!

Devin was kind enough to show me around the ghetto. What a guy.

Notice the red light

Never mind the red light

He even points out to blow the red light

So true

OK, Texas, Quit Fucking Around.

Watch Out!

You can't prepare for a zombie waiting behind a closed door, but at least we don't have to be surprised on our commute anymore. That is until the Austin Public Works gets involved. Thanks for nothing, Texas.

We're back

After a long hiatus (which is learned is NOT a disease caught by licking the backside of an infected trout), we are back to write about the things that 2 of us care about.   I don't have the ability to change the stupid Journey video Mark put up so you are kinda stuck with that for a while (I sincerely apologize for that).   That goes for the giant Devin you are faced with when opening the site.   It is a true test of one's fortitude to knowingly face that and still be brave enough to read on.   I for one thank you for that.   We will see what we can do about that.  

As soon as Devin begins racing again or doing anything exciting, we will relay that to you.   Alas, we are not expecting much.  

I leave you with these quotes from Yogi Berra:
What Bush should have learned - "If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer."
What Bush did learn - "I never said most of the things I said."

There isn't much to say about this...

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Our own Mark A. facing the challenge of whether to shave the hair helmet or not...

I say keep the mop, man.

I don't care how cool it looks, I would not want to be a member of THAT group!

Quite a dunk : A member of the
Milwaukee Bucks "Rim Rockers" goes airborne for an acrobatic slam dunk
to entertain fans during a break in the action against the Golden State
Warriors at an NBA pre-season exhibition game in Beijing at the Beijing
Basketball Arena. (AFP/Frederic J. Brown)

Devin is this another one of your "rallys"?

There has been some concern with the direction of the blog...

I am here to encourage our reader (I am talking to you Brian) that we will get back on the topic or our favorite cycling phenom as soon as he does... well, anything.   Since he has been off racing all year we have had very little to write about other than comments on some killer pictures (my favorite is still the convict in the cow suit).   If anyone has anything of interest on biker boy, please send us information.   We have been dying to ruin his reputation a little more (still assuming of course that there is much of a rep left to tarnish).   So the point is, please don't worry, DevinDNF was created for a reason and we will get back to it as soon as Devin gets off his ass and does something of note.   Until then, please come back and read up on all the other screwed up things rattling around in our tortured brains.

And no, Devin, pooping on the steps of the capitol building in protest of dirty coal production is not off limits.   That would fit great in this blog so shit away.

Hugs and Kisses,
Fidel Castro

Why's it gotta be white?

Seriously though, he should have had a Bull Terrier or something, not a fru fru fucking whateverthehell.

I MUST have been runner up.

Brazil's Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak (R) and France's Saiba Bombote (L)
pose after they won the female and male final of the "most beautiful
bottom in the world" competition in Paris November 12, 2008. Some 45
finalists from 26 different countries took part in the competition to
win a modelling contract and 15,000 euros prize money.

Best Bud Light Commercial Ever?

Bud Light® Elevator Ride

Devin is back racing again!!!

Holy Cow... I Mean, Holy Shit!

This undated mug shot released by the Middletown, Ohio, police department shows Michelle Allen, 32. Allen was arrested Sept. 27, 2008 after she allegedly impeded traffic,
urinated on a neighbor's porch and chased children while wearing a cow suit, according to a Middletown police report.

(AP Photo/Middletown Ohio Police department via Dayton Daily News)

Fueling our need

I can't get the whole chart on here so click on it and you can view the article. I found it rather interesting to tell you the truth.

Now we know who Devin is voting for.

Devin ain't got NOTHIN on David Hasselhoff

David Hasselhoff - Hooked on a Feeling